Alfie is on shift — 24/7, 365

Meet Alfie.
He answers the phone so you don't have to.

Alfie's your AI receptionist. He picks up website chats, WhatsApps and calls, quotes your prices, takes the customer's details and books the job straight into your diary — while you're still on the job.

14 days free Set up in 10 minutes Cancel any time
📞 Don't take our word for it — ring Alfie now: 07460 085700
A real Alfie line. Ask for a window-cleaning quote and hear him handle it.
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Trusted by tradespeople across 16 trades in the UK

★★★★★ 4.9 out of 5 From 340+ working tradespeople
24/7 Always on shift Evenings, weekends, bank holidays. Alfie never misses one.
4 sec Average reply First to answer wins the job. Alfie's always first.
+38% More jobs booked What owners see in their first three months with Alfie.
£29 A month, all in Less than one job. No setup fee, no contract, cancel any time.

Because every ring you can't answer is money walking away:

62% of calls to small trades go unanswered 78% hire whoever replies first £15k a year lost at two missed jobs a week
A plumber working under a sink
And now the good bit

Your hands are full.
Alfie's aren't.

He picks up on the first ring, every ring. Answers the questions, gives the price, takes the details and puts the job in your diary — all before you've come out from under the sink.

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How it works

Hire him Monday. He's answering by Tuesday.

No tech skills. No new apps to learn. No faff.

1

Tell Alfie your trade

Pick your trade, type in your prices and your hours. Alfie learns your business in about ten minutes.

2

Put him on your channels

Paste one line onto your website, connect your WhatsApp, forward your number. That's it.

3

Get on with the job

Alfie handles the chat, quotes the price and drops the booking into your diary. You just turn up.

A roofer working on a rooftop
Roofers

"He's up on a roof till five. Alfie booked the survey at half two."

3 jobs quoted while he worked

A hairdresser styling a client in a salon
Salons

"The phone rings through every colour. Alfie takes it, gloves stay on."

Booked straight into the chair

A barber cutting a client's hair with clippers
Barbers & hairdressers

"Mid-fade, phone goes. Alfie's already offered them Saturday at ten."

No more walk-ins turned away

A window cleaner working with a water-fed pole
Window cleaners

"Quoted the semi at nine at night. Booked in by five past."

Quoted, booked, paid — hands free

Same Alfie, sixteen trades. He already knows what your customers ask.

The job description

What Alfie actually does all day

He's not software you have to fiddle with. He's staff — and he never calls in sick.

Answers your website chat

The little bubble in the corner of your site. Someone types at 11pm, Alfie replies in seconds and gets their number.

Picks up the phone

A real voice on the line. Alfie takes the call, asks the right questions and never leaves anyone on hold.

Quotes your prices

You set the rates. Alfie asks how many windows, how big the lawn, which cut — then gives a straight price on the spot.

Books it in your diary

Straight into your calendar around the jobs you've already got. No double-bookings, no back-and-forth.

Captures every lead

Even the ones that don't book. Name, number, what they wanted — all sat waiting in your leads list.

Replies on WhatsApp

Where half your customers already message you. Alfie's in there answering, quoting and booking too.

A tradesman carrying a ladder into a building
While you're up the ladder,
Alfie's closing the deal.

Your receptionist. Never off sick. Never on a break.

16 trades and counting

Alfie already knows your line of work

He's not a blank robot you have to train. He knows what a customer asks a plumber, and what they ask a barber — and they're not the same.

Trade not on the list? Tell us and we'll teach him.

From the tools

What the lads (and lasses) say

★★★★★

"I used to sit in the van at 7pm ringing people back. Now Alfie's already booked them in. Best £29 I spend."

DT
Dave T.Window cleaner, Leeds
★★★★★

"Picked up three jobs on a Sunday while I was at my kid's football. I didn't touch my phone once."

SM
Sam M.Gardener, Bristol
★★★★★

"The salon phone rings all through a colour. Alfie takes it, books it, and I never have to put my gloves down."

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Priya R.Salon owner, Manchester
A bakery counter filled with fresh bread and pastries
Out of hours

The orders don't
stop at five.

Someone wants a birthday cake at half ten at night. A boiler packs in on a Sunday. Alfie's awake, he's polite, and he's already got their number.

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Wages

Cheaper than a round of teas

One extra job a month and Alfie's paid for himself twice over. Try him free for 14 days — cancel any time, no catch.

Chat

Alfie on your website and WhatsApp

£29/month

Billed monthly. Cancel whenever.

  • Website chat, answered 24/7
  • WhatsApp replies
  • Instant price quotes
  • Books straight into your diary
  • Every lead captured
  • Trained on your trade
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Most tradespeople pick this

Chat + Calls

Alfie picks up the phone as well

£49/month

Billed monthly. Cancel whenever.

  • Everything in Chat, plus:
  • Alfie answers your phone calls
  • Natural-sounding voice
  • Call summaries texted to you
  • Out-of-hours cover
  • Urgent jobs put through to you
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No setup fee · No contract · No card details until day 14

Straight answers

Questions you're probably asking

Will customers know it's not a real person?

Alfie's polite, quick and speaks like a normal human — most people just think they got through to a very on-the-ball receptionist. If someone asks outright, he's honest about it. And if a call needs you, he'll put it through or take a message.

Do I need a website for this to work?

No. If you've got one, Alfie sits in the corner of it. If you haven't, he can still handle your WhatsApp and your phone. Plenty of tradespeople run Alfie with no website at all.

What if he quotes the wrong price?

He can't — he only ever uses the prices you've typed in. If a job's unusual or he's not sure, he says so, takes the details and passes it to you rather than guessing.

How long does setting up actually take?

About ten minutes. Pick your trade, enter your prices and hours, paste one line of code on your site (or send it to whoever built it). Most people are live the same day.

Am I tied into a contract?

No. It's month to month. Cancel from your account in two clicks, no phone call, no "retention team".

Do I need to give card details for the trial?

No. Fourteen days free, nothing to enter upfront. If Alfie's not earning his keep, walk away and you'll never hear from us again.

Which diary does he book into?

Google Calendar, Outlook, or Alfie's own built-in diary if you'd rather keep it simple. He always checks what you've already got on before offering a slot.

While you're up the ladder,
Alfie's closing the deal.

Put him on the books today. Fourteen days free, cancel any time, and he starts answering the moment you hit go.

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