You can't hear a thing over the strimmer. Alfie picks up, works out the size of the garden, quotes the cut and books them into the round — while you finish the lawn you're on.
14 days free No card needed. Alfie starts answering the moment you hit go.
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This is Alfie on a live chat at 19:12, while you were still on the job. No app to check, no call to return.
Then he quoted it off your price list, checked your diary and booked it. Typical: £35 for a standard garden.
Type your prices in once. Flick the switches that matter to gardeners. Alfie does the rest — and never goes off-script.
Alfie only ever quotes from this list. Change a price here, he uses it on the next call.
Switch things on and off. If a job falls outside the rules, Alfie asks you instead of guessing.
Takes about ten minutes. After that, he just gets on with it.
While you're behind the mower,
Alfie's booking next week.
Your receptionist. Never off sick. Never on a break.
He's not software you have to fiddle with. He's staff — and he never calls in sick.
The bubble in the corner of your site. Someone types at 11pm, Alfie replies in seconds and gets their number.
A real voice on the line. Alfie takes the call, asks the right questions and never leaves anyone on hold.
You set the rates. Alfie asks the questions that size the job, then gives a straight price on the spot.
Straight into your calendar, around the jobs you've already got. No double-bookings, no back-and-forth.
Even the ones that don't book. Name, number, what they wanted — all sat waiting in your leads list.
Where half your customers already message you. Alfie's in there answering, quoting and booking too.
“Picked up three jobs on a Sunday while I was at my kid's football. I didn't touch my phone once.”
One extra job a month and Alfie's paid for himself twice over. Try him free for 14 days — cancel any time, no catch.
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Alfie picks up the phone as well
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No setup fee · No contract · No card details until day 14
He asks the size, what needs doing and whether there's waste — the same three things you'd ask on the phone. Anything unusual and he books you in for a look instead of guessing.
You set the rates, he offers them. Alfie knows a November call is likely leaves and a March call is likely a first cut, and he asks accordingly.
He always offers the fortnightly or monthly price first. Regular maintenance is what makes a garden round worth having, and Alfie sells it that way.
Alfie's polite, quick and speaks like a normal human — most people just think they got through to a very on-the-ball receptionist. If someone asks outright, he's honest about it. And if a call needs you, he'll put it through or take a message.
About ten minutes. Pick your trade, enter your prices and hours, paste one line of code on your site (or send it to whoever built it). Most people are live the same day.
No. Fourteen days free, nothing to enter upfront. If Alfie's not earning his keep, walk away and you'll never hear from us again.
He knows what a customer asks a plumber, and what they ask a barber — and they're not the same.
Put him on the books today. Fourteen days free, cancel any time, and he starts answering the moment you hit go.
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