You've got a roller in your hand and a wet wall in front of you. Alfie answers, works out how many rooms they want doing, books the quote visit and keeps your diary full for next month.
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This is Alfie on a live chat at 19:22, while you were still on the job. No app to check, no call to return.
Then he quoted it off your price list, checked your diary and booked it. Typical: £350 a room, two coats.
Type your prices in once. Flick the switches that matter to painters & decorators. Alfie does the rest — and never goes off-script.
Alfie only ever quotes from this list. Change a price here, he uses it on the next call.
Switch things on and off. If a job falls outside the rules, Alfie asks you instead of guessing.
Takes about ten minutes. After that, he just gets on with it.
While the roller's wet,
Alfie's booking next month.
Your receptionist. Never off sick. Never on a break.
He's not software you have to fiddle with. He's staff — and he never calls in sick.
The bubble in the corner of your site. Someone types at 11pm, Alfie replies in seconds and gets their number.
A real voice on the line. Alfie takes the call, asks the right questions and never leaves anyone on hold.
You set the rates. Alfie asks the questions that size the job, then gives a straight price on the spot.
Straight into your calendar, around the jobs you've already got. No double-bookings, no back-and-forth.
Even the ones that don't book. Name, number, what they wanted — all sat waiting in your leads list.
Where half your customers already message you. Alfie's in there answering, quoting and booking too.
“The quote visits he books are actual jobs, not time-wasters. He's already asked them the awkward questions.”
One extra job a month and Alfie's paid for himself twice over. Try him free for 14 days — cancel any time, no catch.
Alfie on your website and WhatsApp
Billed monthly. Cancel whenever.
Alfie picks up the phone as well
Billed monthly. Cancel whenever.
No setup fee · No contract · No card details until day 14
He gives an honest ballpark from your rates, then books the quote visit — because you can't price a wall you haven't seen. What he does do is make sure the visit is worth your time by qualifying the job first.
He asks the size of the job and roughly what they want to spend. If it's a one-wall touch-up and you don't do those, he says so politely rather than booking you a wasted trip.
He can follow up a few days later to ask if they've had a think. Gentle, not pushy — and it recovers work you'd otherwise never hear back on.
Alfie's polite, quick and speaks like a normal human — most people just think they got through to a very on-the-ball receptionist. If someone asks outright, he's honest about it. And if a call needs you, he'll put it through or take a message.
About ten minutes. Pick your trade, enter your prices and hours, paste one line of code on your site (or send it to whoever built it). Most people are live the same day.
No. Fourteen days free, nothing to enter upfront. If Alfie's not earning his keep, walk away and you'll never hear from us again.
He knows what a customer asks a plumber, and what they ask a barber — and they're not the same.
Put him on the books today. Fourteen days free, cancel any time, and he starts answering the moment you hit go.
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