Leaks don't ring during office hours. Alfie picks up at 11pm, works out whether it's an emergency or a job for Tuesday, quotes your call-out and books it in.
14 days free No card needed. Alfie starts answering the moment you hit go.
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This is Alfie on a live chat at 23:04, while you were still on the job. No app to check, no call to return.
Then he quoted it off your price list, checked your diary and booked it. Typical: £80 call-out, first hour included.
Type your prices in once. Flick the switches that matter to plumbers. Alfie does the rest — and never goes off-script.
Alfie only ever quotes from this list. Change a price here, he uses it on the next call.
Switch things on and off. If a job falls outside the rules, Alfie asks you instead of guessing.
Takes about ten minutes. After that, he just gets on with it.
While you're under the sink,
Alfie's taking the next call.
Your receptionist. Never off sick. Never on a break.
He's not software you have to fiddle with. He's staff — and he never calls in sick.
The bubble in the corner of your site. Someone types at 11pm, Alfie replies in seconds and gets their number.
A real voice on the line. Alfie takes the call, asks the right questions and never leaves anyone on hold.
You set the rates. Alfie asks the questions that size the job, then gives a straight price on the spot.
Straight into your calendar, around the jobs you've already got. No double-bookings, no back-and-forth.
Even the ones that don't book. Name, number, what they wanted — all sat waiting in your leads list.
Where half your customers already message you. Alfie's in there answering, quoting and booking too.
“Alfie talked a woman through turning her stopcock off at midnight, then booked her in for eight the next morning. That's a customer for life, and I was asleep.”
One extra job a month and Alfie's paid for himself twice over. Try him free for 14 days — cancel any time, no catch.
Alfie on your website and WhatsApp
Billed monthly. Cancel whenever.
Alfie picks up the phone as well
Billed monthly. Cancel whenever.
No setup fee · No contract · No card details until day 14
The opposite. Alfie tries to stop the leak over the phone first. If it can wait until morning, he says so and saves the customer the out-of-hours fee — which is exactly why they'll use you again.
Yes. He triages, quotes your out-of-hours rate, and if it's genuinely urgent he'll put the call straight through to you or whoever's on call. You decide what counts as urgent.
He won't invent a price. For anything he can't quote from your list — a boiler swap, a bathroom fit — he books a survey slot and takes the details for you.
Alfie's polite, quick and speaks like a normal human — most people just think they got through to a very on-the-ball receptionist. If someone asks outright, he's honest about it. And if a call needs you, he'll put it through or take a message.
About ten minutes. Pick your trade, enter your prices and hours, paste one line of code on your site (or send it to whoever built it). Most people are live the same day.
No. Fourteen days free, nothing to enter upfront. If Alfie's not earning his keep, walk away and you'll never hear from us again.
He knows what a customer asks a plumber, and what they ask a barber — and they're not the same.
Put him on the books today. Fourteen days free, cancel any time, and he starts answering the moment you hit go.
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