You can't take a call over a circular saw. Alfie does it for you — works out what they want built or fixed, gives an honest ballpark and books the measure-up.
14 days free No card needed. Alfie starts answering the moment you hit go.
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This is Alfie on a live chat at 17:40, while you were still on the job. No app to check, no call to return.
Then he quoted it off your price list, checked your diary and booked it. Typical: £250/day, or priced per job.
Type your prices in once. Flick the switches that matter to carpenters. Alfie does the rest — and never goes off-script.
Alfie only ever quotes from this list. Change a price here, he uses it on the next call.
Switch things on and off. If a job falls outside the rules, Alfie asks you instead of guessing.
Takes about ten minutes. After that, he just gets on with it.
While the saw's running,
Alfie's booking the measure-up.
Your receptionist. Never off sick. Never on a break.
He's not software you have to fiddle with. He's staff — and he never calls in sick.
The bubble in the corner of your site. Someone types at 11pm, Alfie replies in seconds and gets their number.
A real voice on the line. Alfie takes the call, asks the right questions and never leaves anyone on hold.
You set the rates. Alfie asks the questions that size the job, then gives a straight price on the spot.
Straight into your calendar, around the jobs you've already got. No double-bookings, no back-and-forth.
Even the ones that don't book. Name, number, what they wanted — all sat waiting in your leads list.
Where half your customers already message you. Alfie's in there answering, quoting and booking too.
“He asks the budget question I always feel awkward asking. Saves me two wasted trips a week.”
One extra job a month and Alfie's paid for himself twice over. Try him free for 14 days — cancel any time, no catch.
Alfie on your website and WhatsApp
Billed monthly. Cancel whenever.
Alfie picks up the phone as well
Billed monthly. Cancel whenever.
No setup fee · No contract · No card details until day 14
He gives an honest range from your past jobs, then books the measure-up — because bespoke work can't be priced blind. What he does is check the budget is realistic first, so you're not driving out for nothing.
Yes, politely. It's the question that saves carpenters the most wasted mileage. If someone wants a fitted kitchen for £500, better to find out on the phone than on their doorstep.
You tell him your minimum charge and he'll be upfront about it. People either book or they don't — either way you didn't lose an evening finding out.
Alfie's polite, quick and speaks like a normal human — most people just think they got through to a very on-the-ball receptionist. If someone asks outright, he's honest about it. And if a call needs you, he'll put it through or take a message.
About ten minutes. Pick your trade, enter your prices and hours, paste one line of code on your site (or send it to whoever built it). Most people are live the same day.
No. Fourteen days free, nothing to enter upfront. If Alfie's not earning his keep, walk away and you'll never hear from us again.
He knows what a customer asks a plumber, and what they ask a barber — and they're not the same.
Put him on the books today. Fourteen days free, cancel any time, and he starts answering the moment you hit go.
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